10 reasonably priced hotels in Singapore to have sex in without feeling like a pervert
Singapore's is a tiny city with sky high hotel room rental prices. Fancy planning an all-night-long uninterrupted sex in a hotel without paying through the nose at the pretentious and upscale Shangri-Las or the JW Marriotts of Singapore?
Here is a list of 10 decent and relatively cheap hotels away from Geylang and Joo Chiat that you can bring your missus to without going broke. Even better, you get to avoid looking like a lecherous uncle that people get going into the seedy Hotel 81 or Fragrance Hotel.
Prices can fluctuate a fair bit. If you book on a last-minute basis, expect prices to be 20% higher or more! If you pre-plan your hotel stay-over a week or 2 in advance, savings can be pretty substantial. The early bird catches the worm!
The Kallang-Lavender area is probably among the best places in Singapore to get decent hotels rooms that are central enough yet are not crazy high-priced. At just 2 to 3 MRT stops away from City Hall, the hotels are reasonably priced for your afternoon lunch-time or evening after-work romp without arousing suspicions from your colleagues you've been out for some naughty and sexy fun times!
Address: 500 Jalan Sultan Road, 199020 Singapore, Singapore
Address: 70 Jellicoe Road, Lavender, 208767 Singapore
Address: 33 Jalan Sultan, Kampong Glam, 198965 Singapore
These are a little higher priced but the convenience of being right in the heart of town is probably worth it. The odds of getting spotted in hotels in Orchard are pretty high but at least, most people aren't going to bat an eyelid seeing you there. Mi Hotel is conveniently tucked away at a corner of Orchard Road right beside Bras Basah MRT Station.
Address: 41 Bencoolen Street, Bencoolen, 189623 Singapore
Address: 30 Orange Grove Road, Orchard, 258352 Singapore
Address: 22 Cavenagh Road / Orchard Road, Orchard, 229617 Singapore
River Valley is a slightly more posh area it's a pretty safe spot to be at if you're into stealth. Plus, the hotel room prices may not actually be that exorbitant!
Address: 405 Havelock Road, Robertson Quay, 169633 Singapore
If you're ever caught in the area, a convenient excuse of visiting nearby Haji Lane for the sights and sounds and heritage trail can always come in handy and if you're the more studious type, visiting the National Library can always be another great excuse. Oh, and nothing will energise you better than good food after sex - Bugis is full of great eateries to visit after you're done with sex!
Address: 101 Victoria Street, Victoria, 188018 Singapore
If you're into the heartlands, nothing really beats Jurong. Grocery shopping or simply visiting the many malls of Jurong serve as convenient excuses to be there. You get the satisfying fun and action behind closed doors in Genting Hotel Jurong without the casino at half the price. Seems like a pretty good bargain.
Address: 2 Town Hall Link, Singapore 608516
Imagine having sex by the window while enjoying the view of the vast of the sea and the sunset across the horizon. Sounds pretty awesome right? Only that this view usually comes at a price but at the Harbour Ville Hotel, you get the view and the action at less than half the usual price just across at Sentosa! Oh, and make sure you request a higher level to enjoy the view!
Address: 512 Kampong Bahru Road, near Chinatown, 099448 Singapore
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