A little more than a year ago, Josephine Teo said Singaporeans “need a very small space to have sex”. Land and space is scarce in Singapore, we understand. But why do it in a small space in the house when we can do it outside in the large expanse of public spaces?
The big upside is that it’s spacious, free and thrilling. Not that it’s completely legal, but as the SAF has taught all hot blooded Singaporean male, do anything you want, just don’t get caught.
With that, we’ve shortlisted some places (FREE!) where couples can take their bedroom activities outside of the confines of small spaces!
Sex on the beach. Everyone’s fantasy and dream but in reality, you really don’t want sand between your butt crack. That said, if you decide that’s still your cup of tea, Sentosa’s is a great place! As night falls and provides you with the cover of darkness, banging on the beach and by the rocks near the sea is an experience unlike any other. Bring a mat along if you don’t want sand in your nether regions.
2. Botanic Gardens
Unlike Sentosa, you not only get the cover of darkness at Botanic Gardens, but also foliage to aid you in your night time activities. Hide among the bushes or if you’re adventurous, go full monty in the open area near Swan Lake. Just make sure you get out of the gardens before it closes at midnight. Oh, and you’ve been warned, if you decide to get hot and heavy there, especially behind the bushes, make sure you bring mosquito repellent before sexual engagement. You’ve been warned!
3. Roof of HDBs
You need a little luck for this to happen. Maintenance workers sometimes forget to lock the access to the roofs of HDB flats. If you’re lucky enough to find it, it will likely be among the most unique of experiences. Sure, anyone can do it at the beach or park but the experience of blowing your load while having a fantastic view and literally getting a high on high ground, now that is truly special.
4. Newly built HDBs
If HDBs are your thing and the roof is out of bounds, your next best bets are newly constructed HDBs. When they’re newly built, its a free for all in that everyone can come and go and are free to access them. You have a window of opportunity of a couple of weeks to more than a month to get some action there since it takes some time for contractors to complete their renovation work before owners start moving in. You can probably screw everyday on a new floor for a month before people start moving in. As with all the above mentioned places, doing it at night is probably much safer and the good news is, there’s no closing time!
5. Industrial parks
Industrial parks are usually deserted over the weekends. Throw in late evenings and you get a great spot for some private sessions with almost zero chance of getting caught since security guards are probably having a good time watching TV or sleeping at their desks. If you really want to be a little safer, do it in toilets in industrial buildings which are likely to be unlocked anyway.
They say she comes first. The man thinks to himself: “Not that I’m selfish but I can’t last long enough before coming myself.”
While there are no foolproof ways to fully overcome this, there are certain Jedi mind tricks and physical aids to help delay the premature spewing of your load so as to please the missus. In fact any combination of the 6 techniques we list below will probably improve your current situation.
1. Jack off an hour or 2 before the act
This technique needs some precision and planning. Do it too early and you risk not being in the mood nor having the ability to get your flaccid schlong up when you have to perform. Do it too late and the effect wears off and you’re back to square one in not being able to last when you have to perform. This technique of jacking off an hour or 2 before the act probably works much better with a regular partner whom you have a regular or an agreed schedule with.
2. Read while in the act
No we’re not kidding. Multitasking by reading distracts your mind from the main task. Taking a book and reading it aloud while hammering away is probably a bad idea – you may come off as a weirdo. Be creative; there may be some posters in the room or pillow labels on bed that you can train your reading attention on. The key to this technique is distracting the mind.
3. Picture Osama Bin Laden naked
It doesn’t have to be Osama Bin Laden per se, George Bush works well too. Picturing something ridiculous, non-sexy and possibly revolting is the key here to delaying your climax. This is quite literally mind over matter.
4. Use thicker condoms
Thicker condoms can help de-sensitise your mini light sabre. This suppresses your urge to blow your load. Sure, it won’t feel as good as unprotected sex or using the thinnest condoms in the world – the Sagami 0.01 5s, but if your intergalactic mission is to come after your partner, this is a good option to consider. Durex’s Extra Safe 12s is as good as it gets when it comes to thicker condoms with better protection.
5. Use climax control condoms
Condoms with benzocaine at the tip on the inside of the condom is probably the easiest way to prolong your time in bed. The benzocaine helps numb your penis a little to reduce the intense feeling of having to ejaculate. Put on the condom, rub the tip of the condom to effectively apply the benzocaine and give it a minute to take effect. In the meantime, continue with your foreplay! Doubling your time in bed at the minimum should be easy peasy with this technique. To experience the magic, get the Durex Performa 12s today!
The hot hunks edition is finally here! Hey girls and certain boys, feast your eyes on our list of the top 8 hottest and sexiest male Instagramers in Singapore! If you’re in the know, you’re probably gonna find some familiar faces here!
1. A 50+ year old. Can you believe it?
2. Singapore’s former national swimmer still has the bod!
3. You may have spotted him on the Straits Times’ weekly ‘Hot Bods’ section in January 2017
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4. From the heartlands – Jurong Point’s Model Search 2014 winner – to present day heart trobe
5. George Young – the hottest pan Asian actor to grace Singapore silver screens since Utt
It’s #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth, and @janetagram and I have posted a spot the difference post on each of our accounts. If you can spot the differences on the pics, you can check yourself for any differences too – early intervention is a huge help in treating the disease should you detect it, so please check yourself out regularly (that includes the guys too: check your pecs!)
6. Ryan Ang – Familiar? You may have spotted him in theatres (Wonder Boy)!
7. A doctor in the house!
8. Probably the chunkiest of them all, ex-Manhunt Singapore winner and personal fitness coach
Let’s face it. What do you really do during our free time while travelling to school or work while on the MRT, bus, or taxi? I’ll bet you 9 out of 10 times, you’re on Facebook, Instagram or some social media app checking the latest news, trending topics or taking a peek into the lives of your friends through their photos and updates. Once in awhile, you’ll probably be checking out some hot girls or guys excitingly. That’s the life of a typical Singaporean in his or her spare time: voyeurism – Singaporeans’ favourite pastime.
This time around, we’re going to help you out in your voyeurism pursuits. For the guys out there, we’ve scoured the web and put together the top 8 hottest and sexiest Instagramer eye candies of the moment. Ozzing with sex appeal? You bet!
For the girls out there, not to worry, in our upcoming lifestyle post, we’ll be putting together a similar series, this time packed with hot hunks with washboard abs for your viewing pleasure! Watch this space and feast your eyes!
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We have seen overwhelming demand from patrons over the years for one of the thinnest condoms ever made. The products in question are none other than the Sagami Original 0.01 and Okamoto 0.01. While almost everyone would rather do away with the feeling of having a condom on, but everyone want to avoid the complication of not wearing one.
Originating from the land of the rising sun famous for its cutting edge technology and precision, as well as its attention to quality, these condoms are rarely seen outside of Japan.
There have been more than enough demand within and outside the shores of Japan to fill up the available supply. Bloomberg reported earlier last year that there has been such a surge in Chinese tourists in Japan who stocked up on Sagami’s thinnest product that it was sold out.
We bring this post to our patrons to help readers understand why there is a craze for the 0.01 products.
In case you haven’t figured out what 0.01 means, it translates to the thickness being 0.01 milimetres. At 0.01 mm, it is 1/6 the thickness of the average human hair. This is a major upgrade from the 0.02 products that are more prevalent in Singapore and elsewhere.
The uniqueness of the product naturally calls for a higher price point. Even then, consumers have gushed over how great the 0.01s are. Some Happy Mail patrons have called it:
Literally the best condoms i have every [sic] used in my life.
Feels almost like wearing nothing. GF loves it as well!
Evidently, plenty of technology and research has gone into the breakthrough products, with Sagami reportedly taking more than 10 years to develop the 0.01 product.
As far as we can tell, the Japanese manufacturers are striving towards thinner condoms that are stretching physical limits and that of our imagination to enable consumers to enjoy a greater pleasure in lovemaking while keeping the raw expression of love safe. It may take some time before the Japanese get there, but when they do, we strive to bring them to our loyal customers In Singapore in double quick time!
We sometimes get questions on whether these ultra thin products are safe for use. The quality of these condoms have been vigorously tested and while there is no fail-safe mechanism for the prevention of STDs and unwanted pregnancies (not even condoms since the typical prevention rate is about 98%) other than full-blown abstainence, the 0.01 comes the closest to wearing nothing at all while potentially avoiding major repercussions such as unwanted pregnancies and STDs.
After more than a year of intermittent restocking, we have finally obtained a larger batch of Sagami 0.01 5s to satisfy our patrons’ demand. Hurry and order yours today before it all runs out again!
Calling out to all millennials! Ditch your Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift tracks. Old is truly gold if you want to spice up your love life with tunes that are capable of undressing the tightest of pants.
Is there any surprise that the songs to get in the mood for some XXX love all date back to the 1990s and prior?
We curate for you the top 10 songs that will get you and your missus in the mood for a rawer form of love while cuddling on the couch or bed.
1. Let’s stay together
Artist: Al Green
Year released: 1972
2. I finally found someone
Artist: Bryan Adams & Barbra Streisand
Year released: 1996
3. A different corner
Artist: George Michael
Year released: 1986
4. Forever in love
Artist: Kenny G
Year released: 1993
Year released: 1986
6. Up where we belong
Artist: Joe Cocker
Year released: 1990
7. Close to you
Artist: The Carpenters
Year released: 1970
8. Have I told you lately
Artist: Rod Stewart
Year released: 1991
9. Unchained melody
Artist: The Righteous Brothers
Year released: 1965
10. Your love is king
Year released: 1984
You got your bachelor’s pad all set up, with a nice big 50 inch TV up on the wall, a comfy couch to snuggle in, the latest dimmable mood lights and most important of all, a Netflix subscription. All ready for some serious action and all you now need is a date to go along with all these big boy toys. We can’t exactly help you with a date (Tinder can) but what we can help you with, is a list of the top 5 movies that will help ease you and your date into the mood for love when you do find one willing to jump into the couch to help test drive your new 50 inch TV.
The curated list below range from the cerebral romantic types to the ones with enough steamy scenes to suggest you do the same right there and then. To top it off, we included some tips on the types of situations each movie is best suited for. Click on the trailers to have a sneak preview of what’s to come for you and your date! 🙂
5. Ghost (1990)
Best situations to watch: When your date is born in the 1980s and prior, and you want to bring back some Bananarama nostalgia. Ok, I’m kidding about the Bananarama part but if you know Bananarama, you’re probably old enough to have watched this film and dying (pun intended) to reminisce watching it again.
Cast: Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg
What the movie is about: IMDB – After a young man is murdered, his spirit stays behind to warn his lover of impending danger, with the help of a reluctant psychic.
Why it rocks: From the movie that brought us the hauntingly (pun intended again) nostalgic song, Unchained Melody, this is a classic love story that blends romance, comedy, drama and some horror (after all, the movie title is Ghost). It oozes so much charm and romance of how love transcends death that you and your date would want to get it on like the old days, before weepy films like The Notebook (no, it did not make the cut) crept into Hollywood. For the record, Ghost secured 5 Oscars nomination. Not bad for a romance film.
Most memorable line: “I love you. I really love you… Ditto”
Most memorable scene: When Patrick Swayze, the ghost, possess Whoopi Goldberg’s body so that Swayze and Demi Moore can share a loving dance with Unchained Melody playing in the background.
4. Love Actually (2003)
Best situations to watch: When it’s the Christmas season and you need a good excuse to watch a jolly good movie that sets the jingle bell mood with your date.
Cast: So star-studded I don’t even know where to start – Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, Rowan Atkinson, Alan Rickman
What the movie is about: IMDB – Follows the lives of eight very different couples in dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.
Why it rocks: A very relatable film with intertwined stories for the holiday season. Alot of love, feel-good, British humour-induced laughter, and a little bit of nudity to keep you and your date feeling it in your fingers and toes.
Most memorable line: “To me you are perfect”
Most memorable scene: Using the placard to confess his love to the girl. If that is not the most ingenious romantic gesture, I don’t know what is.
3. Blue Is The Warmest Color (2013)
Best situations to watch: When you need to get laid really badly and require a helping hand with as much explicit scenes to make it obvious (Warning: It’s all lesbian scenes but the steamy scenes are second to none, even to a heterosexual person who is straight as an arrow)
Cast: Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos
What the movie is about: IMDB – Adèle’s life is changed when she meets Emma, a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire and to assert herself as a woman and as an adult. In front of others, Adèle grows, seeks herself, loses herself, and ultimately finds herself through love and loss.
Why it rocks: It’s a French film, which makes it all the more better since if you do get bored while watching, you could easily make an excuse to make out with your date. Ok ok, in all seriousness, there aren’t too many movies that explore full-blown lesbianism in its entirety the way the movie did, and boy did they explore lesbianism in a mindblowingly explicit manner. Here’s a good excuse to watch it: Ever wondered what other films the latest 007 Bond Girl in Spectre (2015) made? Blue Is The Warmest Color was her most famous film prior to Spectre.
Most memorable line: “I wanted to know, when was the first time you tasted a girl” (if the subtitles are to be trusted – the film is in french)
Most memorable scene: When the actresses, in all their glory of nudity, scissored. If you don’t know what scissoring is, nothing beats watching the film to get the education you and your date deserve.
2. Closer (2004)
Best situations to watch: When you have been out on several dates and it’s time to take it to the next level.
Cast: Jude Law, Natalie Portman, Clive Owen, Julia Roberts
What the movie is about: IMDB – The relationships of two couples become complicated and deceitful when the man from one couple meets the woman of the other.
Why it rocks: This is one movie that has the elements of love at first sight, falling in love, marriage, cheating, lies and much much more all rolled up within 1.5 hours. The intellectual attraction of this movie is that it explores the issues you would never want to talk with your partner about, such as cheating. The part of this movie that gets you in the mood for lovemaking is without a doubt, the most memorable scene as described below.
Most memorable line: “Hello, stranger.”
Most memorable scene: Natalie Portman as a stripper, spreading her legs right open in front of Clive Owen. It did actually happen on set and his reaction was unrehearsed and real. If you play your cards correctly, with the right words and mood, you could get the scene re-enacted in your living room after the movie. Even without the spreading of legs, the pure striptease is enough to knock get your rocks off right there and then.
1. Before Sunrise (1995)
Best situations to watch: When your date is super cerebral, has a long attention span, loves talking about life, fate and coincidences, and if both of you lap up whatever comes out from each others’ mouths (to be specific, I mean words coming out from mouths).
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy
What the movie is about: IMDB – A young man and woman meet on a train in Europe, and wind up spending one evening together in Vienna. Unfortunately, both know that this will probably be their only night together.
Why it rocks: There probably isn’t another film with as much pure dialogue as this without almost zero action whatsoever. In spite of, or rather because of this, Before Sunrise is also likely the most unique and romantic of all films ever made. The dialogue is so cerebral and sexy it will turn viewers’ on and be on their minds for a very long time to come.
Most memorable line: “So listen, so here’s the deal. This is what we should do. You should get off the train with me here in Vienna, and come check out the capital… Think of it like this: jump ahead, ten, twenty years, okay, and you’re married. Only your marriage doesn’t have that same energy that it used to have, y’know. You start to blame your husband. You start to think about all those guys you’ve met in your life and what might have happened if you’d picked up with one of them, right? Well, I’m one of those guys. That’s me y’know, so think of this as time travel, from then, to now, to find out what you’re missing out on. See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and your future husband to find out that you’re not missing out on anything. I’m just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated, totally boring, and, uh, you made the right choice, and you’re really happy.”
Most memorable scene: The scene is none other than from where the most memorable line above came from. It is the perfect but long long pickup line to get a semi-reluctant person to go along with you for a date. Try repeating it when the movie’s credits roll and wait for the magic to happen.