Here is a list of 10 decent and relatively cheap hotels away from Geylang and Joo Chiat that you can bring your missus to without going broke. Even better, you get to avoid looking like a lecherous uncle that people get going into the seedy Hotel 81 or Fragrance Hotel.
Prices can fluctuate a fair bit. If you book on a last-minute basis, expect prices to be 20% higher or more! If you pre-plan your hotel stay-over a week or 2 in advance, savings can be pretty substantial. The early bird catches the worm!
The Kallang-Lavender area is probably among the best places in Singapore to get decent hotels rooms that are central enough yet are not crazy high-priced. At just 2 to 3 MRT stops away from City Hall, the hotels are reasonably priced for your afternoon lunch-time or evening after-work romp without arousing suspicions from your colleagues you've been out for some naughty and sexy fun times!
1. Hotel Boss (Approximately S$130)
Address: 500 Jalan Sultan Road, 199020 Singapore, Singapore
2. V Hotel Lavender (Approximately S$130)
Address: 70 Jellicoe Road, Lavender, 208767 Singapore
3. Hotel Clover 33 Jalan Sultan (S$130)
Address: 33 Jalan Sultan, Kampong Glam, 198965 Singapore
These are a little higher priced but the convenience of being right in the heart of town is probably worth it. The odds of getting spotted in hotels in Orchard are pretty high but at least, most people aren't going to bat an eyelid seeing you there. Mi Hotel is conveniently tucked away at a corner of Orchard Road right beside Bras Basah MRT Station.
4. Mi Hotel (Approximately S$160)
Address: 41 Bencoolen Street, Bencoolen, 189623 Singapore
5. RELC International Hotel (Approximately S$160)
Address: 30 Orange Grove Road, Orchard, 258352 Singapore
6. Hotel Grand Central (Approximately S$150)
Address: 22 Cavenagh Road / Orchard Road, Orchard, 229617 Singapore
River Valley is a slightly more posh area it's a pretty safe spot to be at if you're into stealth. Plus, the hotel room prices may not actually be that exorbitant!
7. Furama Riverfront (Approximately S$130)
Address: 405 Havelock Road, Robertson Quay, 169633 Singapore
If you're ever caught in the area, a convenient excuse of visiting nearby Haji Lane for the sights and sounds and heritage trail can always come in handy and if you're the more studious type, visiting the National Library can always be another great excuse. Oh, and nothing will energise you better than good food after sex - Bugis is full of great eateries to visit after you're done with sex!
8. Hotel Grand Pacific (Approximately S$150)
Address: 101 Victoria Street, Victoria, 188018 Singapore
If you're into the heartlands, nothing really beats Jurong. Grocery shopping or simply visiting the many malls of Jurong serve as convenient excuses to be there. You get the satisfying fun and action behind closed doors in Genting Hotel Jurong without the casino at half the price. Seems like a pretty good bargain.
9. Genting Hotel Jurong (Approximately S$150)
Address: 2 Town Hall Link, Singapore 608516
Imagine having sex by the window while enjoying the view of the vast of the sea and the sunset across the horizon. Sounds pretty awesome right? Only that this view usually comes at a price but at the Harbour Ville Hotel, you get the view and the action at less than half the usual price just across at Sentosa! Oh, and make sure you request a higher level to enjoy the view!
10. Harbour Ville Hotel (Approximately S$120)
Address: 512 Kampong Bahru Road, near Chinatown, 099448 Singapore
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We've curated a list of the best condoms you can get in Singapore that will your juices and mojo flowing. Best of all, these are all available for purchase online and you can get them cheaper than buying them from retail stores like Watsons, Guardian or at exorbitantly high prices from Cheers and 7-11!
Beware though that penis size matters when selecting the brand of condoms. Those who are blessed with a bigger package down under should generally go for Durex condoms while Okamoto condoms provides a snugger fit for those who are of average Asian size. Putting on too small a condom will make your penis look and feel like a strangled chicken!
1. Durex Mutual Climax
TLDR:
The Durex Mutual Climax is hands down the best condom for you and your partner, with its dual capabilities of speeding her up to climax and delaying yours. Too many men have issues of cumming before women do. How the Durex Mutual Climax shines is that the exterior of the condom has ribs dots to stimulate her while the interior of the condom is laced with benzocaine which prolongs your excitement so the man can hammer on longer without climaxing fast. No other condoms in Singapore has such capabilities on the market currently! The Durex Mutual Climax helps sex and intimacy to last longer!
2. Durex Invisible Extra Sensitive
TLDR:
If you've got a penis size that's larger than the usual Asian variety, Durex is typically a good fit for you. Now, if you have it big and want the condoms thin, Durex has in the past 1 - 2 years come up with a premium product - the Durex Invisible Extra Sensitive that - that's the thinnest Durex has ever made. The Durex Invisible Extra Sensitive is unlike other Durex condoms you've ever tried, which tend to be on the slightly thicker side.
3. Okamoto Crown
TLDR:
The Okamoto Crown condoms are among the most popular condoms within and outside of Japan. The condoms so thin it feels like you aren't wearing anything at all and the best part is, it's among the most affordable of condoms from Okamoto and Durex. No wonder they're were chosen as the favourite among Japanese porn stars. Wonder why the condoms are named Crown? The Okamoto Crown is the king of Okamoto's range of condoms and it's hard to go wrong with the top condom choice of the adult film industry.
4. Durex Pleasuremax
TLDR:
Does your woman have problems climaxing? The Durex Pleasuremax condoms' exterior has ribs and dots all over that will produce greater pleasure for your partner and get her to climax faster.
The main difference between the Durex Pleasuremax and Durex Mutual Climax is that the former does not have benzocaine inside the condom which will somewhat numb your penis (for longer lasting purposes).
Okamoto has an equivalent - the Okamoto Harmony which does exactly the same thing.
5. Durex Tingle
TLDR:
Forget plain old sex. The Durex Tingle condoms are unique in that it does what its name implies - provide you and your partner with tingling and cooling sensations on your sensitive bits! The menthol in the condom is refreshing and smells real good. Want to get that icy feeling on your penis? The Durex Tingle condom is a better and less messy option than having actual ice on your crotch.
Okamoto has an equivalent - the Okamoto Cool which does exactly the same thing.
6. Durex Fetherlite Warming
TLDR:
The Durex Fetherlite Warming condoms brings hot sex to another level. As if sex isn't hot enough, the Durex Fetherlite Warming condoms provide you and your partner with warm sensations. Perfect for sexual encounters in cold air-conditioned rooms.
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Get your favourite condoms from Happy Mail Singapore, the most trusted online condom store in Singapore where we stock the cheapest Durex and Okamoto products with free shipping! The last thing you want is to not have condoms when things with your partner start to get hot and steamy!
Get your favourite condoms from Happy Mail Singapore, the most trusted online condom store in Singapore where we stock the cheapest Durex and Okamoto products with free shipping! The last thing you want is to not have condoms when things with your partner start to get hot and steamy!
Best situations to watch: When your date is born in the 1980s and prior, and you want to bring back some Bananarama nostalgia. Ok, I’m kidding about the Bananarama part but if you know Bananarama, you’re probably old enough to have watched this film and dying (pun intended) to reminisce watching it again.
Cast: Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg
What the movie is about: IMDB – After a young man is murdered, his spirit stays behind to warn his lover of impending danger, with the help of a reluctant psychic.
Why it rocks: From the movie that brought us the hauntingly (pun intended again) nostalgic song, Unchained Melody, this is a classic love story that blends romance, comedy, drama and some horror (after all, the movie title is Ghost). It oozes so much charm and romance of how love transcends death that you and your date would want to get it on like the old days, before weepy films like The Notebook (no, it did not make the cut) crept into Hollywood. For the record, Ghost secured 5 Oscars nomination. Not bad for a romance film.
Most memorable line: “I love you. I really love you… Ditto”
Most memorable scene: When Patrick Swayze, the ghost, possess Whoopi Goldberg’s body so that Swayze and Demi Moore can share a loving dance with Unchained Melody playing in the background.
Best situations to watch: When it’s the Christmas season and you need a good excuse to watch a jolly good movie that sets the jingle bell mood with your date.
Cast: So star-studded I don’t even know where to start – Hugh Grant, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, Rowan Atkinson, Alan Rickman
What the movie is about: IMDB – Follows the lives of eight very different couples in dealing with their love lives in various loosely interrelated tales all set during a frantic month before Christmas in London, England.
Why it rocks: A very relatable film with intertwined stories for the holiday season. Alot of love, feel-good, British humour-induced laughter, and a little bit of nudity to keep you and your date feeling it in your fingers and toes.
Most memorable line: “To me you are perfect”
Most memorable scene: Using the placard to confess his love to the girl. If that is not the most ingenious romantic gesture, I don’t know what is.
Best situations to watch: When you need to get laid really badly and require a helping hand with as much explicit scenes to make it obvious (Warning: It’s all lesbian scenes but the steamy scenes are second to none, even to a heterosexual person who is straight as an arrow)
Cast: Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos
What the movie is about: IMDB – Adèle’s life is changed when she meets Emma, a young woman with blue hair, who will allow her to discover desire and to assert herself as a woman and as an adult. In front of others, Adèle grows, seeks herself, loses herself, and ultimately finds herself through love and loss.
Why it rocks: It’s a French film, which makes it all the more better since if you do get bored while watching, you could easily make an excuse to make out with your date. Ok ok, in all seriousness, there aren’t too many movies that explore full-blown lesbianism in its entirety the way the movie did, and boy did they explore lesbianism in a mindblowingly explicit manner. Here’s a good excuse to watch it: Ever wondered what other films the latest 007 Bond Girl in Spectre (2015) made? Blue Is The Warmest Color was her most famous film prior to Spectre.
Most memorable line: “I wanted to know, when was the first time you tasted a girl” (if the subtitles are to be trusted – the film is in french)
Most memorable scene: When the actresses, in all their glory of nudity, scissored. If you don’t know what scissoring is, nothing beats watching the film to get the education you and your date deserve.
Best situations to watch: When you have been out on several dates and it’s time to take it to the next level.
Cast: Jude Law, Natalie Portman, Clive Owen, Julia Roberts
What the movie is about: IMDB – The relationships of two couples become complicated and deceitful when the man from one couple meets the woman of the other.
Why it rocks: This is one movie that has the elements of love at first sight, falling in love, marriage, cheating, lies and much much more all rolled up within 1.5 hours. The intellectual attraction of this movie is that it explores the issues you would never want to talk with your partner about, such as cheating. The part of this movie that gets you in the mood for lovemaking is without a doubt, the most memorable scene as described below.
Most memorable line: “Hello, stranger.”
Most memorable scene: Natalie Portman as a stripper, spreading her legs right open in front of Clive Owen. It did actually happen on set and his reaction was unrehearsed and real. If you play your cards correctly, with the right words and mood, you could get the scene re-enacted in your living room after the movie. Even without the spreading of legs, the pure striptease is enough to knock get your rocks off right there and then.
Best situations to watch: When your date is super cerebral, has a long attention span, loves talking about life, fate and coincidences, and if both of you lap up whatever comes out from each others’ mouths (to be specific, I mean words coming out from mouths).
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy
What the movie is about: IMDB – A young man and woman meet on a train in Europe, and wind up spending one evening together in Vienna. Unfortunately, both know that this will probably be their only night together.
Why it rocks: There probably isn’t another film with as much pure dialogue as this without almost zero action whatsoever. In spite of, or rather because of this, Before Sunrise is also likely the most unique and romantic of all films ever made. The dialogue is so cerebral and sexy it will turn viewers’ on and be on their minds for a very long time to come.
Most memorable line: “So listen, so here’s the deal. This is what we should do. You should get off the train with me here in Vienna, and come check out the capital… Think of it like this: jump ahead, ten, twenty years, okay, and you’re married. Only your marriage doesn’t have that same energy that it used to have, y’know. You start to blame your husband. You start to think about all those guys you’ve met in your life and what might have happened if you’d picked up with one of them, right? Well, I’m one of those guys. That’s me y’know, so think of this as time travel, from then, to now, to find out what you’re missing out on. See, what this really could be is a gigantic favor to both you and your future husband to find out that you’re not missing out on anything. I’m just as big a loser as he is, totally unmotivated, totally boring, and, uh, you made the right choice, and you’re really happy.”
Most memorable scene: The scene is none other than from where the most memorable line above came from. It is the perfect but long long pickup line to get a semi-reluctant person to go along with you for a date. Try repeating it when the movie’s credits roll and wait for the magic to happen.
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Artist: Al Green
Year released: 1972
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Year released: 1986
Artist: Kenny G
Year released: 1993
Artist: Kenny G
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Year released: 1990
Artist: The Carpenters
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Artist: Rod Stewart
Year released: 1991
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Year released: 1965
Artist: Sade
Year released: 1984
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This technique needs some precision and planning. Do it too early and you risk not being in the mood nor having the ability to get your flaccid schlong up when you have to perform. Do it too late and the effect wears off and you’re back to square one in not being able to last when you have to perform. This technique of jacking off an hour or 2 before the act probably works much better with a regular partner whom you have a regular or an agreed schedule with.
No we’re not kidding. Multitasking by reading distracts your mind from the main task. Taking a book and reading it aloud while hammering away is probably a bad idea – you may come off as a weirdo. Be creative; there may be some posters in the room or pillow labels on bed that you can train your reading attention on. The key to this technique is distracting the mind.
It doesn’t have to be Osama Bin Laden per se, George Bush works well too. Picturing something ridiculous, non-sexy and possibly revolting is the key here to delaying your climax. This is quite literally mind over matter.
Thicker condoms can help de-sensitise your mini light sabre. This suppresses your urge to blow your load. Sure, it won’t feel as good as unprotected sex or using the thinnest condoms in the world – the Sagami 0.01 5s, but if your intergalactic mission is to come after your partner, this is a good option to consider. Durex’s Extra Safe 12s is as good as it gets when it comes to thicker condoms with better protection.
Condoms with benzocaine at the tip on the inside of the condom is probably the easiest way to prolong your time in bed. The benzocaine helps numb your penis a little to reduce the intense feeling of having to ejaculate. Put on the condom, rub the tip of the condom to effectively apply the benzocaine and give it a minute to take effect. In the meantime, continue with your foreplay! Doubling your time in bed at the minimum should be easy peasy with this technique. To experience the magic, get the Durex Performa 12s or the Durex Mutual Climax 12s today!
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Sex on the beach. Everyone’s fantasy and dream but in reality, you really don’t want sand between your butt crack. That said, if you decide that’s still your cup of tea, Sentosa’s is a great place! As night falls and provides you with the cover of darkness, banging on the beach and by the rocks near the sea is an experience unlike any other. Bring a mat along if you don’t want sand in your nether regions.
Unlike Sentosa, you not only get the cover of darkness at Botanic Gardens, but also foliage to aid you in your night time activities. Hide among the bushes or if you’re adventurous, go full monty in the open area near Swan Lake. Just make sure you get out of the gardens before it closes at midnight. Oh, and you’ve been warned, if you decide to get hot and heavy there, especially behind the bushes, make sure you bring mosquito repellent before sexual engagement. You’ve been warned!
You need a little luck for this to happen. Maintenance workers sometimes forget to lock the access to the roofs of HDB flats. If you’re lucky enough to find it, it will likely be among the most unique of experiences. Sure, anyone can do it at the beach or park but the experience of blowing your load while having a fantastic view and literally getting a high on high ground, now that is truly special.
If HDBs are your thing and the roof is out of bounds, your next best bets are newly constructed HDBs. When they’re newly built, its a free for all in that everyone can come and go and are free to access them. You have a window of opportunity of a couple of weeks to more than a month to get some action there since it takes some time for contractors to complete their renovation work before owners start moving in. You can probably screw everyday on a new floor for a month before people start moving in. As with all the above mentioned places, doing it at night is probably much safer and the good news is, there’s no closing time!
Industrial since security guards are probably having a good time watching TV or sleeping at their desks. If you really want to be a little safer, do it in toilets in industrial buildings which are likely to be unlocked anyway.
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